Delicious Sweet Baby

Delicious Sweet Baby
This recipe will take a full 9 months to prepare but you will be rewarded with succulently fat thighs, on you and the baby. 

Serves 2

1 (6 lb, 15 oz) baby girl
1 dozen onesies, in various shades of pink
5 cases newborn diapers
10 cases baby wipes
1 tube Boudreaux’s Butt Paste, optional
2 exhausted parents
the most local milk supply you can find
An infinite amount of patience, and willingness to get up in the middle of the night.

Hello readers! I haven’t disappeared completely.  I finally had my baby, this little bundle of love and cuteness.

More recipes coming soon once I can come up for air. I promise.  Hang in there with me while I get this little Sweet Pea past the hardest part.